shawty little batty

A swaglet batty
Sheeeeeesh

Shawty little batty is my batty

Sad little pumpkin

When someone is sad 😞

I’m a sad little pumpkin 🎃

Little Lad

little lad is an icon, he saved the planet with just one song. We love little lad.

Person#1: Wow little lad is the best

Person#2: I know, he saved us all

Little lad: BERRIES AND CREAAAAAAAAAAAAM.

Naughty little bitchin’ it

Despite stemming from the noun, “naughty-little-bitch”, the phrase (coined by EKK of VA circa 2019) has its nuances in both connotation and literal meaning.

It is used like a present participle with a mandatory inclusion of the word “it”, and describes one’s “vibe” during self-expression generally through dance or when striking a pose. (Use as a simple noun or as a categorical term for something like music in the form of “NLB” is acceptable).

It is similar to the colloguial term, “killin’ it” and how that describes the excellence with which one performs a task; however, “naughty little bitchin’ it” is acheived when an air of sexiness is brought about in conjunction with a degree of taboo behaviour.

With regard to dancing, it is not exclusive to a particular set of moves or body parts, but there is a heavy focus on the following:
-Dramatic use of the hips
-Facial expression (particularly the use of the mouth e.g. biting of the lower lip)
-“Revealing” motions.

Note:
*There is a fine line between “NLB’n it” and being “sexy”.
*Twerking, in general, is a certified “NLB” move, but simply twerking does not make one an “NLB”.
*The phrase itself is not conjugated to convey past, present or future tense.

“Yoooo, she was naughty little bitchin’ it in the club last night!

“NLB poses on three!”

Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome

When there is a little person in the back of your head that keeps making you worry about things. This is not meant to be some sort of mental condition and is instead a concept. A way of personifying your anxieties into a sort of anxiety demon. This is incredibly useful as it allows you to tell said personified anxieties, to fuck off. The acronym of this is LPITBOYHS which fits perfectly as we want all of our anxiety demons to go into a pit, from which they will never return.

I use Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome. My anxiety demon is named Kevin and I fucking hate him.

Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome

Common signs of LCPS are:
- Obstruction of views when gaming of any form (i.e. board games, video games, outside sports, etc.)
- General salt as a result of losing

- Believing they are the hottest shit ever when winning

- Tries desperately in an attempt to 1-up at everything
- Extreme asshole behavior

As the name implies, the symptoms of LCPS are exhibited by annoying, distantly related family members at family party/gatherings and it always results in the feeling of everyone at around the same age range (and higher in more extreme cases) being annoyed and wishing, or doing, physical harm upon that family member.

Across the world, LCPS is most common based on relative factors like holidays and the birthday's of family members. People with LCPS often experience flair ups and sometimes worsening symptoms (at the entire fault of their own).

If you or a love one has LCPS, please seek attention in a way that doesn't piss everyone off, or get a fucking hobby.

Jamal: "Me and another family member where playing Smash Bros and he smacked the controller out of my hand and I lost!"

Daniel: "That's a classic case Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome ngl."

Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.

Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.