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When two cars stop at an intersection at the same time and each tries to be the nice one to allow the other to go first.
Larry's sweet Aunt Betty was driving him to school and when they stopped at the stop sign near his house, he knew he'd entered a Mexican Stopoff when Betty saw her friend from the knitting circle stopped on the cross street.
crazy person who adores himself, and thinks he are the greatest and toughest mexican around.
risky mexican thinks he is thougher than deni wcf, but he is not :P
A black and white bird aka the magpie
Dave " hey sergio look at all those mexican pheasants in a flock!"
Sergio " you racist bastard!"
The act of a female holding a man’s penis and the man moves the female’s arm to masturbate.
Bro, my girl was feeling lazy so we compromised with a Mexican rudder.
Samuel: "I feel like shit, bro"
Bro: "It's because you drank the Mexican poison!"
EXAMPLE 1:
-Alice: What's wrong with those fuckers? They speak american but they miss-pronounce every other word!
-Bob: Which ones? The ones napping with the sombreros are mexicans, the ones putting maple syrup on their spaghetti are the other mexicans...
EXAMPLE 2:
-Manuel: ¡Mi casa es su casa, señor!
-Alice: Thank you! Your house is really nice. I actually went on vacation to a resort in Paramaribo a few years back. I had a great time, bought a lot of sombreros, and the food didn't taste spicy at all to me. And I understood everyone!
-Manuel: Paramaribo sounds like the name of a mexican city, but it is actually the capital of Surinam, nobody speaks spanish there, it's all dutch and maybe some creole, you probably flew through Surinam to Guyana, where they speak english. Because you are an anglophone americunt, so no way you speak something besides americano. Also, I am a canadian, that's a whole different breed of mexican, eh.