ya mum in a milk bar

the most hilarious thing to ever be said

amanda:"hey emma what are you doing tonight?"
emma:"ya mum in a milk bar

Drop the milk

Another term for busting a nut.

Guy:woah man I just drop the milk on my gurl she was so into it she drank the whole thing.
Other guy:woah man I did the same thing to your gurl too.

Yakult Milk

the most toe clenching, delicious drink to ever be produced.

stay yakool my milky friends.

"Ayo its yakult milk! sick bro"

milk my almonds

common euphemism for fuck used by those in the vegan and dairy free community

I forget my homework aw MILK MY ALMONDS

No milk and no surprises

A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.

Bro let me down so I made him do No milk and no surprises

Milking the Panda

When a woman grasps both a black dick and a white dick in a single hand and proceeds to stroke them together at once.

Yo, Jenny is up to milking the panda, you in with me bro?

mustache milk

The leftover Cummings from last nights dinner

1. A women's cum left on a mans mustache after a night of dinner.

You have a little mustache milk leftover.