n-eye-pple contact

eye contact but with someone else’s nipples, or when it feels like someone’s nipples are staring at you or making aggressive eye contact because of their visibility.

person 1: man! I wish that guy wasn’t wearing a mesh shirt right now, his nipples are totally out.

person 2: it’s an intense amount of n-eye-pple contact

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Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll

(noun) The act of sexual gratification through stuffing your phallus member into the overhanging fat deposits of a bulbous partner.

I bet Amy Schumer could give a mean Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll!

Or
I got my first Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll last night, I think there’s still some in my flaps.

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K III N G

Old school Berserker Pure. Has a video on youtube:

"K III N G Pk Video 1 - Berserk"

Promising, some nice dds specs, good timing and keeping it real.

K III N G Zerker Pure

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CAN 12 N Basic

The Ebay version of the GAN 11 M Pro.

Cuber: Is that a GAN 11 M Pro?!
Poor cuber: Naw fam thats a CAN 12 N Basic
Cuber: lol

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Rock N Roll Bedtime

An Excellent Sexual Episode with a Fit Partner just before going to sleep.

Karl: "Dude, I'm still knackered after having a Rock N Roll Bedtime last night!"

Dom: "Lucky Fucker!"

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The Bitch N*gga Scale

This 1-10 scale is an accurate representation on whether an individual is a Bitch N*gga or a Real N*gga

Jaih Kelly is an 8 on the Bitch N*gga Scale.

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Ass-N-Orange

the smell of ASS and ORANGE together. Can be smelt if you clean a 2 month old OJ Jar and use it as a Bong.

Yeah my bong smells like Ass-N-Orange!

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