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The first rule of iFunny is you do not talk about iFunny. The second rule of iFunny is part of the ship part of the crew. The third rule of iFunny is emojis do not make your memes funny. The fourth rule of iFunny is crop your fucking memes.
Person 1: “Hey have you heard about this app iFunny?”
Person 2: “Don’t you know the rules of iFunny?First rule of iFunny, do not talk about iFunny”
A way to know if you need a condom size bigger than medium. By measuring your penis to your arm, if it's bigger then you need a bigger size.
Hey dad what size condom should I wear? You should use the arm rule. Oh ok
'You fuck it, you buy it' - When lending an item to another, claiming prostitute rule in case of any damage occurring while in the others possession
When borrowing a Halloween costume from Tom, Leigh calls Prostitute Rule since he knows Tom is a messy and inconsiderate drunk
you fuck it, you pay for it
"Hey Tarquin, can I borrow you wetsuit", "of course Kevin, prostitute rules though" kevin later returned the wetsuit with a leg missing after a shark attack however, prostitute rules were agreed upon and he had to pay Tarquin for a new wetsuit and was evicted shortly after due to lack of funds to pay rent.
If a dog exists you can find him on the internet and pet him if you look long enough
Alice: Aaawww all these dogs are so cute! I wish i could pet them all!
Bob: Rule 34P, you definitely can, but you have to be prepared and at full petting capacity, otherwise you'll overdose on cuteness!
Alice: Totally worth it! I would rather die from too much petting than without it!
When all else fails.
Read the directions.
Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.
After putting out all the fires, and cleaning up the mess, the crew decided to obey Murphy's Rule and read the directions!
An agreement within a relationship to not be exclusive while on vacation.
"Did you hear that Larry slept with that girl in Florida?"
"Yes but he doesn't consider it cheating because they agreed to Holiday Rules"
"Really?"
"Yes, his girlfriend Sarah had a bukake last year when she went to Spain"