Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.

-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.

Peaker Slap

The art of slapping a woman or man with only the tip of your penis.

This may also be used as a game for friends when someone passes out. Bonus points for leaving a mark.

Dude i peaker slapped the shit out of that chick when she talked back to me.

Hey dude johnny passed out lets peaker slap him!

Happyness Slap

same motion as a high 5 but only can be used when there was no previous happyness and now happyness is present.

Jay: im pretty bored what you wanna do?
Pat: lets go drive around with a saw mask on scaring people.
Jay: yes! -happyness slap-

slap whore

a person who is addicted to repetitively slapping random people's genitals

Rob picked up a car full of girls... he is such a slap whore!

coot slap

1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.

2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.

"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."

No slap week

A Holy Week (29 nov. to 5 dec.) where all kinds of slapping (a ESPECIALLY on foreheads) is prohibited. You slap someone’s forehead, you have to give them a cig.

Pers 1: *slaps forehead*
Pers 2: Hehe give me my cigarette bitch

Pers 1: Why ???
Pers 2: it’s No slap week week !!

aunt jemima slap

When you dunk your balls in maple syrup and slap your girl with them

Shut up Beto aunt jemima slap you .