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what conservative Christians say instead of Hell
Kid 1: What the hell!
Kid 2: mommy Kid #1 said h e double hockey sticks
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Usually it's telling someone to pick up a video game controler and play, it could mean pick up a lighter and hit a bong toke though, or if you to just tell someone to do something that they should already be doing, or having been told to do it already and lack the capacity to do so themselves without being yelled at.
Person 1 : "Do you wanna play video games?"
person 2 : "Yea, sure"
Person 1 : "Well then PICK UP THEM STICKS, BITCH!"
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This was made by some 7 y/o or smth showing how down bad the human race has devolved
Sticking out your GYAT for the rizzler😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
ur so skibidi🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🧻🧻🧻🧻😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
ur so fanum tax 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
I just wanna be ur sigma😎😎😎😎😎😎🏋🏋🏋🏋🏋🏋
friggin come here now💦💦💦💦🍆🍑
gimme ur ohio🤑🤑🤑🤑🌎🌎🌎🌎🌎🌎
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The term "h e double hockey stick" refers to saying the word hell.
H E Double Hockey Stick (1999) TV Movie.
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only the most ballinest weapon on earth. nobody messes with the union tools ass hwoopin' stick. youll die just from breathing in the air let out by the stick. thats right it breaths.
a nigger walked up to the tank and jay busted out his union tools ass hwoopin' stick and killed him.
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to place a penis in a vagina. Mostly referring to over weight people making love. Or another way to ask someone if they want to have sex.
Hey baby can i stick my beef in your burger later?? I want to stick my beef in her burger so badly! My beef was so happy in her tight burger last night.
A statement demonstrating that some nouns can not subsist without a modifier. A stick simply can not exist without an essence of gum-ness or match-ness or in this case, carrot-ness, whereas a carrot can exist without an essence of stick-ness.
Bobby: I’m going to bomb my exam today.
Sue: What class is it in?
Bobby: What does it matter?
Sue: Well Bobby, every stick needs a carrot.
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