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A morbidly obese, typically black woman. Meant to refer to a specific type of bear found in the wild (i.e black bear, brown bear, sugar bear). Its name derives from its diet, which consists mostly of sugary foods and drinks such as 2-liters of Coca-Cola, purple drank, Snicker's bars, Twinkies, and Wonder Bread.
Watch out for that sugar bear crossing the street! They'll total your car if you hit em!
That one rabid bear that is the mascot of the cereal called 'Sugar Crisps'. The advertisements started in the 1950's, where he robbed an old lady of her Sugar Crisps. He can be defined as the first furry. He typically sings 'Can't get enough of those Sugar Crisps. Sugar Crisps, Sugar Crisps'.
Person 1: So did you see that-
Voice In The Distance: Can't get enough of those sugar crisps...
Person 2: Oh no, Sugar Bear has come for our Sugar Crisps
Person 1: RUN
Sugar Bear: Omae wou mou shindeiru
A gay bear who is feminine or gender non-conforming.
"Matt isn't a bear, is he? He isn't masculine."
"That's because Matt is a sugar bear!"
A Sugar Bear is a psychiatric break of reality typically found in early childhood life stages, but can express itself later in life in the form of a magical stuffed bear. Much like a hallucination, others won’t see or feel this Sugar Bear, but YOU CAN.
A perpetual sex god.
“I met this guy at the bar last night, he was such a sugar bear!”
Mom- “honey, you’ve barely touched your minced liver. Is everything alright?”
Son- “I’m fine now that my Sugar Bear filled me up. Thanks to Sugar Bear, I’m never hungry because he always fills me up.”
Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.
Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.
Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.
A black variant of the commonly found rizzly bear. Known for rizzing people up when they feel threatened or zesty. However, they are considerably less dangerous compared to the brown rizzly bears. These bears are commonly found in Ohio and Alabama. They can also be purchased from temu for 0.0000001 cents.
Jamal was excited to see a black rizzly bear outside
Darnell purchased a black rizzly bear because he wanted a pet.
A type of wild bear found in the forests of Ohio. Fortunately, this species of rizzly bears are less aggressive and tend to ignore people in the wild unlike the brown rizzly bear which will rizz you up.
Man: The Black Rizzly Bear didn't rizz me up, hopefully we don't run into the Brown rizzly bear