apple cheese

the yellow excriment that flows from the butt-hole while you place your head into a vagina

"i got covered in her apple cheese last night"
"babe you gotta clean up my apple cheese"

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road cheese

What's left in your pants after spending 3 days in a car with no shower.

Wow! The back seat of the car smells like road cheese.

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Cheesed to meet you

A meme greeting originating from 4chan
The appropriate response is "Mating press"

Bae: Ch-Cheesed to meet you.
Judge: Mating press

swiss cheese

word meaning bad sex

I had some stinky swiss cheese last night.

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cheese wiz factory

A woman who doesn't take the time to wash, because she's out causing drama.

I lost sleep because that (cheese wiz factory) was at it again. turned another friend against me with her lie's.

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john cheese meluch

When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.

Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.

Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.

I smell cheese

Can be said when you sense a cheesy and predictable conversation, scene, or event that is about to happen.

Or can be said when one smells some pressed milk curds.

Girl: I love you.

Guy: I love you too.

Random bystander: I smell cheese..

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