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Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.
I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me
Hairy, Fungus infused mole on a sweaty teenager named Jared Getzler
Eww what is that. “ It’s my all natural”
At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.
At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.
Mister Know It All is the annoying person that has to tell you that he knows the best. Mister know it all feel the urge to correct everyone if he believe he is right (wich is very often).
Tim: oh, look at that white cat, it's so cute!
Jim: what white cat? I can't see any white cats here. Oh, you mean the white cat with some grey dots on it's forehead? Cause that isn't a white cat. That is a semi colored cat....
Tim: can We just warm up some noodles night? I feel like eating something easy, the japanese way.
Jim: uhm, noodles are actually chinese and not japanese, just so you know....
Jim is the annoying Mister Know It All in this friendship.
To those of you that are still seated I know a lot of you still have stories but your not ready to share them yet and that is okay when your ready I will we will listen not only will we listen but we will help you in anyway we can and together bring change to the community of edgewater for better…but there is one person in particular that has the greatest story to tell that can undo all the wrongs and make it right this boy can change everything for the better going forward he is the answer to all our questions will be help us now and where has he been over the last 4 years since we can’t state names due to guidelines here is a riddle
Who plays on muddy
His favorite numbers start with 4
7th in the alphabet
Event soon to be near him very soon in a few days time will tell
The holder of all secrets
Being keen to the idea of hanging out without any guaran-hees.
When asked to hang out, Gary said “I’m all in.” Moments later he took a melatonin and took a k-nap.
a game that has plastic eggs and toys that may seem cheap but are worth the $0.50
“My goal in life is to empty all of the ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN games.”
“The ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN is god.”
“Kiss my ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN ring.”