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Touche` Douche`

Nice come back douchebag
Oh it's on now
Insult duel

None for you whore,

Touche` douche`

by HighdeeAnne September 20, 2020


Scholarly gentle-douche

A guy who appears to be a gentleman and a scholar, but is really a douchebag.

Girl 1: "So I was talking to this guy who seemed alright, but then just turned into a douchebag."
Boy 1: "Sounds like that guy was a scholarly gentle-douche."

by Sokolebowski November 8, 2011


Douche kabob

An attractive person who acts like shit.

Michale cheated on Lisa with her mother. Michale is a total douche kabob.

by Sarah vivian April 12, 2021


douche kabob

Regarding the employment industry; a group of 4 or more people coming in to fill out an application for employment with only 1 person that speaks english.

Here comes a douche kabob, want to place bets on which one speaks english?

by Mrs. Hotits Ann Asses July 12, 2010


Douche Bag

the new word for a jerk. Usually wearing aviator sunglasses, a polo shirt with the collar popped, and thong sandals. These people usually start their stories with "Dude, i was so wasted last night." and tell them loud enough for everyone to hear

"Did u hear Xander making fun of that girl while she was up in front of the whole class? what a douche bag"

by jewish faced dude October 4, 2011


douche bag

Kenneth Krause

Me: I ate a cupcake
Kenneth Krause: you're fat, i'm a douche bag

by nooneyoullfindout October 6, 2012


Douche Bag

A person that thinks they're good at a sport, posting constant shit about "grinding😈" Only to then riding the bench come season and complain.

Wow! That douche bag's social media almost made us think he was going to play.

by idubbbz2020 November 29, 2016