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'cake' is the name of the bromance between Calum Hood and Luke Hemmings from the band 5 seconds of summer.
''yup, that's a cake moment.''
Basically a drug. When u don’t have cake u want cake but when you have cake it makes you happy until you eat too much. Eating too much is inevitable so be prepared to deal with:
•stomach ache
•crying
•hating yourself
•throwing up
•shetting yourself after eating it if you’re lactose intolerant next time you have a cake because you can’t escape the power of cake
Dude 1: Yeet yote esketiit send help me eat
Dude 2: dude you high or smth!?
Dude1: yES I ate a whole cake.
Dude 2: oh god I’m sorry I’ll call an ambulance right away
I got me some cakes right here we could use to bribe the cops if they pull us over.
a female that multiple friends from the same group would like to become intimate with, usually slutty but almost always into hotter guys.
Person 1: I'm gonna kill steve
Person 2: WTF why?
Person 1: I found a new cake and he licked it without telling me