A derogatory term used by millennials to refer to those more successful than themselves.
That dude in the Porsche is such a douche. And get a load of that skank with him!
VERB: To Douche. The act of being a douchy, or douching somebody out.
Mary: Hey Bob, we missed you at the party last night!
Bob: Yeah, John was supposed to pick me up, but he douched me out.
Bob Texting John: "hey man, you picking me up for the party or what?"
1 hour passes...
Bob Texting John: "Dude, you totally douched me... ya fuck'n asshole."
more silence from John...
That guy negotiating his way through the revolving doors is a complete douche... CND
A term used to describe the thorough cleaning of an object.
Person #1: Oh lawdy, what that smell be?!?
Person #2: Son, I think that be yo fridge!!
Person #1: Shit, mang...I best go douche my fridge before that shit grow legs and walk up outta here!
A term of endearment used to express boundless, unbridled, and unconditional love for your friends (and vaginal cavity)
Brandon Zeidler. Lol. What a bot.
“Hey douche!”
*brandon turns head*
“What’s up?”