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A sexual act between a man and a woman where the man always has both of his hands somewhere on her body, this usually ends up in her getting fingered in the ass and vagina at the same time.
Guy 1:"Yo last night I used the two hand touch on this girl"
Guy 2:"Nice bro so you used both you're hands at all times so you could finger her in the ass and vagina at the same time?"
Guy 1:"Yeah mate she moaned so loud, It was so hot!"
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A person who is left handed uses their left hand instead of the right and probably is homosexual (Gay).
Left handed Nigga: uses left hand
Left handed Nigga=GAY
Left handed person is BIG GAY
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The definition is relatively straightforward. It means to orgasm without using your hands (or somebody else's). Not that hard to do honestly.
John got a hands free orgasm (HFO) from that lady across the street, or more specifically, he got head and busted his load.
Sarah gave his man a hands free orgasm by using her feet.
Really, there are endless ways of orgasming without the utilization of the metacarpus. Humping is one of 'em.
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A prank played on someone whom passes out with their pants half-way down. A second person proceeds to slap a piece of white-american cheese on their ass-crack, then pull up their pants. The resulting heat melts the cheese and creates a philly cheese sandwich in their pants. The term "Hand Shake" coming from the motion of applying said cheese.
Jose` was passed out after drinking one night and being a dick to his wife. To get back at him, she slapped on a Philly Hand Shake. Yummy.
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In poker you get three of a kind of kings.
I got three kings today in poker and i had the best hand ever.
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If someone has a 10,000 lb hand they are rather adapt at getting females to go down on them.
Think of it this way, if there is 10,000 lbs placed on the back of your head, you ain't goin anywhere but down.
Wait, how'd you get a room full of virgin nuns to give you head?
I've got a 10,000 lb hand man
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A girl with massive tits, so big you need a buddy to grab one with three hands
"Holy Shit look at her tits!"
"Jesus lets three-handed grope that bitch"
"Fuck yeah"
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