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Kiss a depressed persons day is on March 15
Person 1: what day is it today?
Person 2: it’s kiss a depressed persons day, Kiss me lover!
When your successful significant other is on the way home from work and tells you ahead of time to greet him with you r mouth open ready for insert.
I’m gonna give you a hot beef insert - are you ready for your Steven kiss?
The smacking sound created from one's sweaty and/or deep bellybutton hole sucking in someone else's skin before it releases it.
I was spooning my wife one hot summer night and, as I turned to the other side of the bed, I heard my belly give bellybutton kisses to my wife's back.
"MAMI KISS ME!"
"Johnathan... I'm your mother and how did you learn spanish?..."
a kiss to a boyfriend in which the boyfriend is able to notice obvious traced of another mans cum.
A bitchy kiss is usually given by a girl who wants to rub it in your face that she cheated.
If you are receiving a bitchy kiss it is safe to assume the man who just came in your gfs mouth had a bigger dick than you
Jake got a bitchy kiss when he picked his gf from "studying" with "a guy from her chemistry class"
Slang within gay circles, namely religious priest who are trying to hide their homosexuality, that refers to kissing the underside of a circumcised penis. The term is used as code for beginning a "blow job" to relieve sexual tensions. Mockery of the matter is the penis head circumcized looks like a witch with a hat. This is purported to be the slang used by ghost gay leaders within the Catholic Church and has been considered "odd" and peculiar by Talk Show Host Raymond Arroyo. It is code given the dispute as to whether Sodomy is sin or whether modern science has proven sexuality transcends natural law.
"Let me heal you with my mouth and kiss the witch". Just calm down and let someone kiss the witch.
Vastly different than the French kiss, the Yugoslavian kiss offers more of an exotic, mind blowing experience. First, both people participating in this kiss get on their knees. In every household that participated in native Yugoslavian culture is a bowl of room temperature oatmeal by the front door. The dominant one takes a swig of the oatmeal and swishes it around their mouth. They then forcibly spit the oatmeal into the other ones mouth. The least dominant one eats a raw clove of garlic to solidify their disgusting nature. Then the can of sardines gets involved. Sometimes people will use anchovies, kipper, oysters, and tuna. The largest sardine is carefully chosen from the tin. The rest get thrown away as they are undesirable and useless. A man named Stephen Hawking blesses the sardine with a lugie. The two bite on each side and share it between their mouths as they kiss. The lesser dominant one must swallow the sardine whole when the kiss comes to an end. They both stand up, shake hands, and say the sacred statement of "The kiss was nice, next time bring rice, to hide in my fat rolls." As beautifully as the kiss started, they must depart now.
I witnessed a Yugoslavian Kiss at a wedding once. It was the most majestic activity I've ever seen. Long live Yugoslavia.