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Going into the bathroom with some egg salad and a coffee, and just shit and have your breakfast on the john.
It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!
man with immaculate game
damn bro look at dc da rizz god
What Rush Limbaugh claimed to possess. Which says everything anyone will ever need, or want, to know about him.
"I have talent on loan from God."
You have a purpose on this earth. God looked at the earth and said that it needed you! You matter and Jesus loves you! Life with God is so much better. We all go through hard times but trust in the Lord for he will give you something better!
Friend: Do you know God?
Friend 2: Yeah God my lord and savior?
Friend: Yes!
Friend 2: I do know Him!
Friend: Ay me too!
Friend 3: No way me too!
The Catch-Phrase said by 2020 Presidental Candidate Chester Stone.
Person 1: "Look at this pack of Newports"
Chester Stone: "God Motha' fuckin DAYM!"
i what is said to people who don't even have to calm down,
which is what makes it so funny to see the looks on their faces
Joe: "Nice shot Fred!"
Fred: " " Calm down god damn"
Fred: " Shut the fuck up!"
God knows I tried is best song to ever exist. It's by Lana Del Rey.
What's the best song ever?
Oh it's God knows I tried