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Being so drunk, yet walking as carefully as possible. Its so drunk t is as if you are stepping in unseen holes with heavy staggering, massive dips and sways, side lunging and a lot of losing and attempting to regain balance.
Bob was so shitfaced when he walked from his car he was stepping in post holes for about 20 feet and finally did a face plant. Perhaps he should not have been driving.
A mystery illness that usually occurs on a Friday or a Monday, typically during the spring, summer, and early fall on fair, sunny days. Symptoms include distraction and an urge to call in sick. The only known treatment is to increase use of recreational facilities, such as golf courses, city parks, or beaches.
"This is the second Friday in a row that Bob's called out sick."
"Yeah, and it's 75 and cloudless today. Pretty sure he's got a nasty case of the 18 hole flu."
When your fucking a chick doggy style and you have a chew in your lip and you spit on her asshole and stick it in her butt.
Jim Bob Cooter- “Hey Uncle Rutz last night I was fucking my cousin Shelly and I didn’t have any lube to stick in her ass so I did the ‘ol Louisiana hole in one.”
Uncle Rutz- “Shelly is my kin and only I do the Louisiana hole in one on here”
a sport emily does in the olympics
person 1: who is that riding the fling hole machine
person 2: thats emily
Typical Italian proverb, used to describe an instinctive reaction that turns a disadvantage into a favorable action.
It derives from Trap Hole, a Yu-gi-oh card often used to start a counterattack
A:"Che goal, sono riusciti a pareggiare proprio all'ultimo!"
B:"lo hai detto, questo è il classico Buco trappola nei calzettoni"
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A:"What a goal, they managed to equalize at the very last second!"
B:"Of course, this Is the classic Trap Hole into the socks"
The backhole of a heart is a large, valveless vein (aka the superior vena cava or SVC) that conveys deoxygenated blood from the upper half of the body and returns it to the right atrium. The SVC may experience a breakphase where the heart quiets down in order to expell any excess waste. This waste makes the back hole very slippery, thus making it perfect for heartanal.
"I feel like the back hole of my heart was about to burst last night... he was just so big..."
"..um, what is the back hole of a heart?"
"oh you poor thing.. you've been missing out! I can ask my friend, he'll show you. ehehe."
"uhh alright i guess?"
1. The act of your waitress/server loading your spit cup.
2. Getting punched in the butt...
Hey Hannah can you butt-hole punch that spitter for me! Is that really to much to ask?!?