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An annual income of more then $250,000.
Person A: I thought you were buying a new car?
Person B: Naw, maybe if I were making joe the plumber money.
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a guy named Joe with a cotton eye and nobody knows where he is or came from
Where did he come from, where did he go? where did cotton eye joe come from?
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A phrase describing an overweight girl's arms that are so large that the fat hangs over the elbows creating a defined line between the forearm an the tricep. The result is that the arm looks like that of a GI Joe figure.
That girl needs to go to the gym. She's got GI Joe arms.
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"Sleepy Joe" What Americans call Creepy kid sniffer & Presidential Candidate Joe biden. "Sleepy Joe" got his name from being senile, low energy, and tiresome. This insult deprived from his campaign debates with U.S. president Donald J. Trump in which Sleepy Joe recieved his nickname from the President.
LGBTQ Ambassador of Unicorns: Atleast biden isn't racist💞✨
Republican: but Sleepy Joe Biden forgot he imprisoned hundrends of black people and helped Obama build cages for Aliens while vice president.
LGBTQ Ambassador of Unicorns: b-b- ORANGE MAN BAD!!!11
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Is the lead singer of the band green day. He is NOT "hott". Hes ugly. And you teenies need to get over the fact that hes married. You'll NEVER have him. And why would he go out with you(a fan) anyway?
teenybopper: Omg! billie joe is soooo hott! I'm gonna marry him some day! Omg!
Me: To late. Hes already taken. Oh well; he wouldn't have gone out with you anyway. right?
teenybopper: NOOOOOOOO! *runs away crying*
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~~~~*<3oMg He Iz LiEk Da HoTtEsT gUy EvA aNd Iz So HoTt AnD sExY aNd KeWl I lUv U <3*~~~~
*~~~*i wish he was taller than 5'6" cuz he cant wrap his arms around my 300lb body so im gonna go on cut myself and post it on xanga now k luv u bai^^~~*~~*
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Lies non stop, sometimes not even knowing he's doing it.
Lyin Joe Biden, tells a storybook tale about how he met his wife when the truth is that he was the other man, she was married to someone else while he had an affair with her.
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