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When a guy wears to tight of jeans, his nuts get all bunched up. The male version of a female camel toe.
Man, I love my new skinny jeans, but they give me nut bunch!!
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If something is a secret. Used in sexting (Slang)
BF/GF: you taken your clothes off yet?
You: Nut Yesa...
BF/GF: you into the kinky shit?
You: Nut Yesa...
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Another way of saying Holy shit... Just infront of the grandparents.
Holy nuts! You scared the crapple sause out of me
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To achieve this particular nut, one must achieve orgasm nirvana. The golden nut is when a man jacks off and when he cums he can feel the nut rush out of his testicles, through the tubes, and out the tip. Happens once in a lifetime, the best jizz of your life.
John asked “Have you found Orgasm Nirvana?”
Ethan Johnson replies, “No, I have not had my golden nut,”
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The term used for your vas deferens when you are unaware of the actual name.
Little Johnny believed that his neighbor was flying until he grew up and found out that he hung himself with his Nut Rope.
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Skin Tight Jeans For Men
"You see that fuckin' homo in those nut-suffocaters?!"
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When you vigorously scratch your nuts and then stick your finger in someone's ear
Friend: Why you sticking your finger in my ear bro?
Me: I just scratched my nuts. It's a Nut Willy!
Friend: That's naaaaaasty. Fuck off.
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