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using cartoon to symbolize cuteness is not against any rule in this world.
for example Alan has face like spongebob.He is so cute. # rule 34.5
No kissing during anonymous hook-ups. Often used by gay men. In reference to the Julia Roberts movie, Pretty Woman.
Oh sorry, I don’t kiss while hooking up. Roberts’ Rule.
rejecting the advances and or not advancing on a love interest when previously entertained by a close friend
"yo has Gwendola been talking to you?"
"yeah dude, rule of conquest"
"never doubted you DeSean"
The only exception to rule 34 is rule 34 itself
What is the exception to rule 34?
Rule 34
A type of street fighting style to where both opponents take off everything but their shoes socks and underwear. To show no hidden weapons and dominance to any onlookers.
Guy1- yo bro you split my beer.
Guy2- ok so what.... you want to go.
Guy1- f**king bet dude, Massachusetts rules?
Guy2- bet my guy, let's go
The Incest Rule, also known as Rule 999, requires you to have sex with your close relatives at any time possible.
"My cousin is coming over tomorrow."
"The Incest Rule?"
"You're dead to me."
The highest arching rule in any friendship that allows complete equality or level of bitchiness to be matched by the the other friend/friends with impunity (if your friend is being a bitch you can be a bitch back)
Sarah was being such a bitch today so I told her to fuck off and she started yelling at me. Like have you never heard of The Rule of Bitch Equality?!