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1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.
2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.
"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."
A Holy Week (29 nov. to 5 dec.) where all kinds of slapping (a ESPECIALLY on foreheads) is prohibited. You slap someone’s forehead, you have to give them a cig.
Pers 1: *slaps forehead*
Pers 2: Hehe give me my cigarette bitch
Pers 1: Why ???
Pers 2: it’s No slap week week !!
When you dunk your balls in maple syrup and slap your girl with them
Shut up Beto aunt jemima slap you .
when you're just having a great time
"Tonight's gonna slap like a seal"
The vagina or anus used for sexual activity and gratification.
I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
to tickle somebodys funny bone enough that it makes him want to watch tosh.0
god that joke made me want to slap the tosh!
Zak clapped Birch so hard that his balls slapping on her ass