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Wet Poop Deck

When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit

Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Deck” last night, it was crazy.

by AnalDirtStache October 3, 2019


Taco Bell wet wipe

When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe

Dude that chili lady night tore me up I ended up needing a taco bell wet wipe

by Uncle Rye May 29, 2022


Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023


wet turtle

When you must fart and suspect it's only gas but instead a wet blob of poop blasts into your to trousers, the poop was hard on the inside but had a shield of poo juice around it, the whole poop is yellow or green so it looks like a liquified turtle 🐢 which is rather upsetting and embarrassing...

Man in Restaurant: 'Hey babe look out imma rip a silent but violent right quick while no one's looking.'
Woman in Restaurant: 'Ok bae let er rip!'
Man in Restaurant: 'ah fuck babe now I gotta run home and change pants I blasted a wet turtle and it's messy!'

by Stankbiscuits November 21, 2021


You wet geen

An ugly African man

“You wet geen” is a phrase used in UK slang

by unDeD March 29, 2021


order wet i bin throw

"Order wet i bin throw" is a meme that was created on Food Hub Discord Server. When people try to refund orders from deliveroo, they usually write like a non-native speaker saying stuff like "order wet i bin throw", "thank much", "no speak england". Hundreds of people from the Food Hub server started doing this and it became a meme.

For example (if Patchy is tyring to refund food from Deliveroo):
Deliveroo: Hello, how can I help you?
Patchy: order wet i bin throw
Deliveroo: Thank you for contacting us, I am refunding your food.
Patchy: Thank

by ilovepizzawithpepperoni May 10, 2019


wet edging

fucking a garden hose and edging

Larry: I was wet edging in my garden and my kid came home and saw my through a window and I lost my streak.
seamus: you sick fuck.

by February 27, 2024