Pacific Rim Job

Giving a rim job through a canned pinapple ring.

We had some pinapple rings leftover from the Easter ham so I gave my hot cousin a Pacific Rim Job

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Odd-Job artist

Someone who's able to do a variety of odd jobs, such as cleaning, babysitting and cooking

Cristina has to babysit and clean the Fentons' house. She's such an Odd-job artist

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Highland Rim Job

The act of getting your asshole licked while high on drugs, high up on top of a mountain or building, or, preferably, both.

Guy: "Since you are down there, I may as well get stoned."

Girl: "What for?"

Guy: "We are on top of a mountain and you are licking my ass. May as well make it a highland rim job."

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randy rim-job

A randy rim-job is licking and sucking and sticking your tongue as far up a dude's asshole as you can until you make him have a rim-job-gasm and he blows his load.

I gave Matt a randy rim-job -- his ass tastes so fine!

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Utica Hand Job

-act of mutual masterbation involving (a) one of many closeted gays or child molesters in Utica NY, (b) a member of the local Utica government including but not limited to UPD, and (3) internet porn containing extreme depictions of BDSM, bestiality, kiddie porn, and incest, usually all at once.

-person who writes inflammatory comments on topix, especially in Utica

-yo,man, Fat Eddie just got picked up for giving Labelly a Utica Hand Job.

-bitch just insulted me! what a utica hand job.

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Blow job broad

a female whose only good use is to give blow jobs.

I wanted head, called up Michelle, got a blow job and dropped her off at her place. No food, no snuggling, just a blow job and she's gone. therefore a blow job broad is what she is, that is all she is good for.

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hand-job deluxe

A hand job deluxe is what your masturbation buddy gives you if you want one (I always do!) -- he sticks the middle finger of one hand up my boi-hole and massages my prostate, while using the others to play with my balls. He jacks me off with his other hand until I have an awesome cumgasm and blow my load, and then laps up my cum as it spurts from my dick.

I love it when Matt gives me a hand-job deluxe!

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