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The act of getting your asshole licked while high on drugs, high up on top of a mountain or building, or, preferably, both.
Guy: "Since you are down there, I may as well get stoned."
Girl: "What for?"
Guy: "We are on top of a mountain and you are licking my ass. May as well make it a highland rim job."
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Is the act of getting one's dick sucked while wrapped in Baloney or other lunch meat, just as the male reaches orgasm a smoldering cigarette is introduced to the meatus on the opening of the penis, sealing the penis shut and building up semen, which will make orgasm much more enjoyable . the step is then repeated with out the cigarette.
Lonely Man: How much for a SBJ.
Prostitute: Da fuck is that?
Lonely Man: You know a Smokey Baloney Job.
Prostitute: oh ok 50 bucks, but I got no Baloney.
Italian Butcher: It's fine you could buy some Prosciutto.
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A randy rim-job is licking and sucking and sticking your tongue as far up a dude's asshole as you can until you make him have a rim-job-gasm and he blows his load.
I gave Matt a randy rim-job -- his ass tastes so fine!
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-act of mutual masterbation involving (a) one of many closeted gays or child molesters in Utica NY, (b) a member of the local Utica government including but not limited to UPD, and (3) internet porn containing extreme depictions of BDSM, bestiality, kiddie porn, and incest, usually all at once.
-person who writes inflammatory comments on topix, especially in Utica
-yo,man, Fat Eddie just got picked up for giving Labelly a Utica Hand Job.
-bitch just insulted me! what a utica hand job.
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a female whose only good use is to give blow jobs.
I wanted head, called up Michelle, got a blow job and dropped her off at her place. No food, no snuggling, just a blow job and she's gone. therefore a blow job broad is what she is, that is all she is good for.
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A hand job deluxe is what your masturbation buddy gives you if you want one (I always do!) -- he sticks the middle finger of one hand up my boi-hole and massages my prostate, while using the others to play with my balls. He jacks me off with his other hand until I have an awesome cumgasm and blow my load, and then laps up my cum as it spurts from my dick.
I love it when Matt gives me a hand-job deluxe!
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An apple product, usually hand held or portable
"Did you hear about the new iPad?"
"The world does not need another steve jobs device."
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