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when you want someone to suck your dick
Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"
inside joke fucking fat ass furry
big boi boner baby faster faster daddy i cum inside you PLEASE SENPAI SEX MORE MAKE ME A CREAM PIE AND ICE CREAM PUT THE CREAM IN ME DADDY wait THATS RIGHT I CAUGHT YOUR ASS SIMPING SUCKS PISS YUM fucking simp yeah yeah fuck you
When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.
Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!
When a female is attached to the fan, upside down. Then turn the fan on. She will begin spinning while being upside down. This has been said to cause great pleasure for the man as she spins her mouth around his dick.
"yeah man she gave me the best spiral suck ever last night , she was just dangling over my dick like a spider!"
It means your friend with the nickname fred should go suck a dick while getting it up the ass
Me: Go suck a dick fred
Fred: Eww i aint gay
Me: Yes you are....
Fred: True....
When Kiwi says something you don't like
Kiwi Joins call
Kiwi: Hello.
speadson: Suck my dick Kiwi
The new generation of douche bags who are writing the definitions for urban dictionary and are being too literal and completely unfunny and should definitely stop adding/editing or should ensure that their entries are humerous
Cum Sucking Fagwads should make sure urban dictionary definitions are funny!