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A joke so horrible, so terrible, so utterly stupid...that its just as bad, or WORSE, than the groaners regularly cracked by Muppet bad comedian Fozzy Bear.
Best reacted to with a very sarcastic "Waka waka waka".
Guy 1: "What does a male Pokemon do when he wants to fuck?"
Guy 2: "Here it comes..."
Guy 1: "He gets a Cuboner!"
Guy 2: "Waka waka waka. That was so bad its Fozzy bad."
Those days when your handbag is so messy that you are scared someone you don't know will accidentlily notice and think that you are a total mess.
God, I hope I am not in a car accident today. I have such a bad bag day
Like Good Will Hunting except without the happy ending where Will goes to California wearing rose colored glasses to be with Skylar. Instead he becomes a unabomber and accidentally blows Skylar away by leaving a bomb in the mailbox to blow her husband (his competition) away.
Investigators could not identify Skylar's remains at the end of Bad Will Hunting. The bomb in her mailbox was for her husband, but she was in the wrong place at the right time, while Will watched in horror from the bushes.
A version of Good Will Hunting where Will becomes a sinister young man instead of a good kid. He doesn't just let people down, he doesn't even let them live.
Will became a unabomber that tried to take being a unabomber to a level it had never been taken before in Bad Will Hunting, and once he raised the bar for future unabombers, nobody had broken his kill record since.
The movie where Will chose to be one of the boys of summer and the retard in tin foil instead of the knight in shining armor for Skylar.
Bad Will Hunting was about a kid that could have been anything, but decided to become a unabomber.