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While giving yourself a retarded stranger your hand may need a little guidance or extra power. When aid is given by the prominant hand by grabbing the wrist a seeing-eye dog is being preformed.
While Joe was giving himself a retarded stranger his forearm began to cramp and he was forced to do a seeing-eye dog to finish.
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This is what you call a person of an over weight nature that uses camera perspective to give the impression they are much slimmer than they are. This is done by holding the camera arms length in the air towards the sky or ceiling and taking the pic. This is common in profile pics.
" Dude!- That girl from the dating site works at the mall she must have put on 50 pounds or she was Birds-eye-pretty!
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when you tuck youre dick and balls between your legs and a bitch sucks your dick from behind. This way your nuts hit her in the eyes and your asshole leaves a brown dot on her forhead.
baby get me a beer or your putting the arabian eye goggles on
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the disease that after the act of smoking marijuana your eye-lids will lower to an asain state sometimes it is so bad you look like you are asleep
"Doctor is it that bad"
"yes I am sorry sir , but you have chink eye syndrome"
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1. A person with a vision deficiency in their left eye
2. Person with unusually bulbous head whose eyes are too far apart resulting in partial blindness in the left eye
3. Kumara
1. Ha, left eye!
2. Ah, dont point it at my right eye, you'll blind me
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It's when the butthole itches after the first time after anal sex. It itches with vigor, yet hurts to touch it.
Anna winced in pain as she used a back scratcher for it was far worse than any poison ivy.
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When a girl acts like a seeing eye dog with a guy.
The girl walked a guy around the bar all night long like she was a seeing eye dog then left his ass @ the bar. That guy was seeing eye dogged.
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