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Jareth the Goblin King but in a jar
Jar-eth the goblin king is an absolute legend
June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.
Friend: “Sup short stack”
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”
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King Clifton Leonardo Williams was created in 1984 in Hamburg, Germany. He is 6'7 and nicknamed Clifton MILLIONAIRE, but he really is a trillionaire. He doesn't age as of the moment he chose to be 16. He chose a legal birthday of November 12, 2004. He is a very handsome,talented, quite, intelligent and strong king. He is the brother of King Clifton who acted as King Abouku Demoli. King Clifton chose to attend St. George's High school in the Bahamas to keep a low profile as he is very hated for exposing The One World Order. Some say the order knows his location but is scared to pull up as he has over 200 kids of his own that he turned into an army. They say his nemesis Is Emmanuel Zonicle.
King Clifton Leonardo Williams is Inevitable
Breaded, crispy white meat chicken perfect for eating the best meal you've had in your life
I love burger king chicken fries.
When you buy a BK chicken sandwich and take out the funky ass chicken and use it as a condom. Heavily based on what Morgan Spurlock made a mitt out of the spicy chicken sandwich from BK in Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken. Spicy chicken has more flavor if used for a blowjob but could potentially burn your cock. Use condiments like Ketchup and BBQ sauce if needed.
Bro. That was amazing, I put my dick in the Burger King Chicken Mitt and she never saw it coming, amazing protection for sex.
A fetish where you are attracted to feet, but only feet that are in a plastic bin of lettuce.
Did you know Mike had a Burger King Foot Fetish?
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Real Name: Michael Lewis King Jr.
Born: January 15, 1929
Died: April 4, 1968 (39 years old)
WHAT SCHOOL WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE: A great guy who devoted his entire life to stopping discrimination against colored people before he got shot by some asshole.
REALITY: An unfaithful cheater who took pleasure in watching his friends rape women. He may have been a communist as well, although that's been up in the air for awhile.
Martin Luther King Jr. was not the hero that everyone makes him out to be.
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