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It's when a person falsely attribute the cause of his Insensitive/Prejudist/Ethnicist statement and/or oppinion to be caused by Video Games. A questionable cause.
Person A : What a fucking nigger! (while playing PUBG on the bridge)
Person B : That hurt my fee fees!
Person C: Its ok B, A was just said that amid a heated gaming moment, its cool.
Person B: (⊙_☉)
Person C: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person A: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis (AGG), a very common syndrome where the victim finds a special girl (Girlfriend), and slowly distances himself away from his gaming life and friends, he loses all will to game and the mere sight of one could cause him to become ill, or enraged. If you know someone suffering from this chronic illness, don't hesitate to get help.
We've lost alot of good men to Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis, god damnit.
Bill is going down into Post-AGG traumatic stress.
I am infected with AGG.
Commentary:
Video game elitists are impotent, socially retarded fucksticks who honestly believe, with sincerity, that being able to push buttons and make simulated shit happen with any skill, is impressive to anyone over the age of eight and with an I.Q. higher than "drug testing chimp...'s post-flung shit".
In general, elitists of any kind, just standing around, are pathetic. It really should be legal, that if you saw an elitist, out assholing around town (or whatever they do) you could just wallop the bastard out of them for a good free minute, before being arrested and hauled off to court, where, you would receive a slap on the wrist. And by "slap on the wrist", I mean dinner for two at your choice of local, mid-range sit-down eateries.
In fact, the judge should award you a handful of Mrs. Fields cookies and hardy thank you for a job well done.
"You're doing God's work, Elitist basher!!!"
A -video game- elitist is so shitty, that they should, pretty much, be beaten all day long.
They should roll out of bed...directly into someone's fist and, the beating should last from that moment, to about the time they're knocked unconscious at night (after a long, hard day of "owning nubs", "pwning scrubs" and defecating into an official, limited edition, Unreal Tournament 3 Leet Helper "shitting bucket".
Video Game Elitist example that I was too tired, stupid and/or apathetic to write.
A Tally Hall Discord server that is the closest thing to hell on Earth. The members work as a hivemind to make everyone hate them, including the members of Tally Hall. They are very unfunny, even though they have a rule against being unfunny. Often referred to as abject.
Person 1: "I've been thinking about joining An Abject Hackneyed Game."
Person 2: "Don't"
A game where you and a group of friends play in the inner city or other unsafe place and take turns yelling the word "NIGGER!!!!" as loud as possible. The person who gets shot first wins. Rules may vary depending on whether beatings, stabbings, or lynchings count.
Person A: Hey, you play the Camden Nigger Game yesterday?
Person B: Yeah. Rob won but he's dead.
A drinking game played with two people at a time and can consist of tournaments, though this is not recommended. Two players have both a six-shot nerf gun and a plastic lightsaber. The player with the nerf gun stands a good distance away from the player with the lightsaber just far enough so that it becomes quite difficult to dodge the dart. (Distances may vary due to the strength of the nerf gun, however 20 feet is a normal distance) The player with the nerf gun fires six times at the player with the plastic lightsaber and the player with the lightsaber must dodge or block the dart. For every time the player with the lightsaber is hit, he or she must take a drink. Once the player with the nerf gun uses his six shots, both players must trade the gun and the lightsaber and repeat the process. The game goes on until a player gets hit six times in a row in one round, in which he has to finish all of his drink and another.
We're playing the Jedi Drinking Game at the party tonight
A card game played in a party setting, very fun way to get drunk
what you need:
1) pack of cards
2) alot of beer
3) 4 or more players
to start the game figure out a way to determine who goes first, an easy way is to draw cards and go by who gets the highest, second highest, third.. etc. the structure of the game is the first person going is the president, second is vice president, and each person gets a title of descending importance, until the last person who is the ASSHOLE. now throughout the game, everyone who has power can tell the ppl underneith them what to do. i.e. the president can say (EVERYONE CHUG YOUR BEER) and everyone has to. while the vice president can only tell the people under him to do stuff, and so on.
every player gets and equal ammount of cards, the first person to do anything is the player who has the 4 of SPADES and he has to put that card down. then the next person has to either put down another 4 or any higher card. then the next person would go and if they didnt have a card to throw down that was higher than the card on the table, they would be skipped and they have to drink a beer. If a player puts down a 3 it skips the next person unless they have a 2 to put down. playing a 3 also clears the pile of cards already on the table, and a new pile is started by the person who the round is skipped to. if a player has a pair of cards (say a pair of nines) the next player to go has to have a pair of tens or higher in order to beat it, or they will be skipped and have to drink, if no one has anything that can beat the card(s) on the table, then they would all drink (except for the person who played the card) and the pile would be cleared and the person who played the card would go again.
the game would go on until someone throws all their cards down, they will be the president for the next game, the next person to use all their cards is the vice president and so on. the loser is the asshole for next round.
also the president can make up rules, stupid rules such as anyone that touches their face has to drink. or anyone who says damn it has to drink.
atleast those are the rules ive played by.. spread the knowledge this game is awesome
play Asshole the Card Game and get drunk