ur mom veau

the best spelling of ur mom gae

person 1: ur mom veau

person 2: yes

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pietro`s mom

A fat whore dragon bitch type of person who would do anything for money.

Wow that girl`s such a pietro`s mom

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Black Mom

Black mom are to strong. They think that there the best they are bigggg bitchs like nigga. they can't chill they love to beat your ass. something are nice. but like beating your ass is there job

black mom: Do your homework
black kid: but i did
black mom: let me see it
black kid: here
black mom: what is this
black kid: my work?
black mom: do it again before i beat you ass
black kid: fine
black mom: say someting
black kid: no
black mom: good

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ur mom is very hot

when someone says “your mom is very hot” they mean that they think your mom is VEREY hot and they want to kiss you and your mom cause you were birthed from her

guy1:your mom is very hot
*locks eyes*
guy2: i-i-i
*leans in*
guy1:can i kiss you
guy2:*whispers* yea
*passinilty makes out*
*your mom joins in*

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Stay at Home Mom Bomb

A popular shot taken by stay at home mothers and cougars to get through the day/night. The shot includes a handful of Vicodin or Percoset washed down by a cannonball chug of Chardonnay or other boxed wine varietals.

April always wondered what her mother did all day. Until she came home early from school to find her mother and a full set of cougars taking Stay At Home Mom Bombs in the living room.

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you're mom gay wars

The series of insults used by 12 year old normies who think they're cool. The war ends when either normie says no u UNLESS the other normie drops an uno reverse on their ass

Normie #1: you're mom gay wars right now u wont
Normie #2: fite me bro
Normie #1: you're mom gay
Normie #2: your dad lesbian
N1: your granny tranny
N2: your sister a mister
N1: your brother a mother
N2: your bro a homo
N1: your ancestors incestors
N2: your family tree LGBT
N1: your family reunion a homosexual communion
N2: shit
N2: no u
N1: hehe
N1: UNO MF REVERSE

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I facebooked your mom

an insult thrown at someone to show how much of a flirt their mom is thus probably making her a slut

Dave: Steve your a retard.
Steve: I facebooked your mom!

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