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when you're just having a great time
"Tonight's gonna slap like a seal"
When you slap someone, especially on and around their genitals, until they orgasm.
I slap fucked your dad until my hands were sore.
The slap someone deserves when they're trying to help but making things worse.
Shawna: "Hey everyone! Bella is single now, so she's dating again if you're interested!"
Bella : "Shawna! What are you doing?!"
Shawna: "I'm helping you out, girl!"
Bella: "Oh. You're so kind, I think you deserve a thank you slap!"
Invented by Ethan and Maya Speers, this game requires players to stand a foot apart facing eachother and unable to move their feet. After a clap to start the game both players aim to slap the back of their opponents hands before their opponent slaps the back of their own hand, hands can not move behind the body or over the head. Any slap to the back of the hand is a win and the game restarts with another clap.
“Oi you wanna play Speers Slaps?”
“Absolutely not, you hit too hard.”
“Wuss”
When you undo your clapping of the Jack/pay for your sins.
"I screwed up my date, so I'm meeting up with her to slap the Jack."
"What did Jack ever do to you?"
The vagina or anus used for sexual activity and gratification.
I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
when you can physically damage something so beat up, it can't lower it's value ... no matter how hard you slap it
it's a slap beater, don't bother