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when you give a girl an ass job while pissing on her
I took this girl home and I showed her jimmys water tower
(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.
Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.
sweat shower salt perspiration
just another word for the toilet
Man i just need to use the watering can
Water that contains better than regular water qualities. It is made in a lab. It makes you healthier, stronger and gives you super powers. It makes you feel like a sigma alpha.
It is high in sigmameters and aura.
It is only sold at Starbucks. When asking for it in your drink make sure to asked for “The Aqua Water”. It is apart of the secret Starbucks menu.
*DRINK SAFELY THE SIGMA LEVELS ARE HIGH*
Ingredients:
Aqua Water
Carbon Dioxide
Infinity aura
Energy balls
Person#1: I just had my Aqua Water for the day!
Person #2: How do you feel?
Person #1: Sigma!
Water that is resonated using sound or other means to a particular frequency for an unspecified amount of time.
We all drank frequency water to supercharge our brains for extended research time.
One of the four ceo lords. controls all water. you can only summon them by reciting the ancient ceo texts. their name is Jason Leman
Johnny: hey, have you heard of the new ceo of water?
Bob: no, who is it?
Johnny: Jason Leman, apparently he break the kneecaps of anyone who doesn't drink atleast 8 cups of water a day.