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Lots of Sexually Transmitted Diseases
I can not find my L O S T D girlfreind!
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comes from year 12 english 2003, a very sensitive subject 4 many but wot is the tru story?we'l neva no, jesus was actually killed by a falling rock.there is also a 13th deciple who goes by the name of jacob.holy water is also brita filtered.and catholics r not ment 2 hav unprotected sex - bollox!
fanx agen 2 the brilliant teachers of mereway upper, wen they do turn up.
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When you are going to unleash the ultimate punch by spinning your arm for two minutes and hit the victim in the guts (most of the time the punch is followed by a yell).
Doris: Did you se what jake did to Lars?
Marcel: No, what did he do?
Doris: He unleashed a Firey fist o' pain on Lars's guts and made him blead!
Marcel: Did Lars cry?
Doris: Yes, and Jake did a powerful, yet annoying yell.
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girl's night out; a bunch of us lucky dudes
Fran says to Gwendalyne..., "This place is really suckin' tonight,'cept for that dude by the jukebox".
Gwen says..., "YEAH! He must be in the Schlong o' da' Month club"!
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To take a shit in a girl's cunt
"So i was in bed with my girlfriend when i discovered that i had to take a shit, so i gave her a Puerto Rican Port-o-Potty by smushing her vag to my asshole and i laying a hot terd." said Julio
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A mixture of British and Polish
Who is that
It is Filip O Reilly
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