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When a woman is on her period and has a poopy butt and you’re having mad sex and bust the vagina and butthole barrier and make a fried pb&j
Got so fucked up with Sarah last night we had a fried pb&j and had to go to the 24 emergency care center
a creature of the troll species he typically stalks facebook for unexpecting dumb bitch victims and then pounces on teh smallest thing very quickly very sneaky with secret accounts you will never even know he is there
a byon of the j a troll of ledgend
An absolutely beautifully perfect girl that should be appreciated by everyone. She has eyes like stars. If you ever come across a julie shield your eyes and ears as you will melt at even the sound of her voice. Julie has an astonishing personality with the most unique and beautiful sense of humour.
Me: man julie j. is perfect 😍😍😍
Thomas is a very good boy and his hair is very spiky.
Hi Thomas J can i pat your hair??
Sure i know it is very spiky heehee
The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.
The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
Hey man, what's the J-Peterman on this leaf?
a drop dead gorgeous girl, with a rockin body! I would let her kiss me anytime!
lily j is a hotness gelatinous
Lily J is a really funny girl. She can make anyone happy when they are sad. Everyone should have a Lily J in their life to cheer them up. She’s a really cool friend
Hehe
Hey, you should become friends with Lily J , she’s AWSome