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When your performing cunnilingus on your girlfriend and your tongue slips and you lick her butthole
Oh last night I gave my girlfriend a chocolate slurry it was awesome
Noun: refers to an act of sexual intercourse between a white female and a black male, typically after purchasing Starbucks or other coffee related items.
Yeah man, I totally gave her a chocolate croissant.
When there's a little bit of shit on someone's asshole hair, but you're trooper and eat their ass anyway.
"Dude, last night I gave Sasha a chocolate smooch!"
"Nice!"
When someone sucks a turd out of a partners asshole right before the point of ground-hogging. More specifically when the turd is smooth and has no lumps.
“I’m gonna need to take a shit soon.”
“Oh you want me to give you the chocolate slug?”
When one presses their rectum up against their partners nasal cavity. Then uses flatulence to clear out the others sinuses.
My sinuses were clogged up. So I got my boyfriend to do a Chocolate Flonase. He pressed his sphincter firmly against my left nostril and whilst holding my breath, he farted in my nasal cavities. Cleared my sinuses and I was able to eat the corn kernels left over.
To press your mouth and cheeks tightly into your partner's dirty ass crack and go "phhhbbbsssffft" so hard that you get an arc of poo on your face, hence, the "chocolate frown".
"Damn, that bitch got all up in my grill, so I told her to get down there and get her bitch-ass face a chocolate frown."
What Teardrop turned into Two for episode 6 of TPOT, or the power of two, and what tree found first, but teardrop used instead.
Look! 100 Chocolate balls! *Walks away and Teardrop uses them to turn into Two*