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an all purpose statement for nearly everything! it IS a legitimate question ! WHAT kind of "loving god" does INDEED
allow bad things to happen to good people ?
WHAT kind of "loving god"... 'makes' a creature (the MALE!) 'programmed' to pump "goo" out of itself several times a week ?? and no one around to CARE ??
WHAT kind of "loving god"...doesn't help humans to help themselves ?
The title given to the South Korean K-POP band BTS' visual and vocalist, Jin, after an Ireland researcher compared 648 faces from famous celebrities of modern era to the Bust of Greek God Zeus in the Rome Palazzo Altemps. It was revealed that there are physical resemblance between the sculpted representation of Zeus and Kim Seokjin. The neural network algorithm revealed the strong matching of lips, noses and eyebrows position between Kim Seokjin and Bust of greek god Zeus in Altemps. The Height and width ratios of their face match well together. Thus making him the 'Top male God Beauty of the World' which is the perfect embodiment of beauty.
"OMJ! I left my earphones"
"What is OMJ?"
"Oh My Jin!"
"LOL who is Jin and why are you inventing acronyms?"
"Karen, calm your tits! OMG is so 2020, I replaced it with Jin because he is literally the Top Male God Beauty"
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even more rediculous than rediculous
The wing on that Honda Civic is re-god damn-diculous
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The Oh My God Bar, or OMG Bar, can be described as the bar above all passenger windows in a car. This bar is used for holding onto when the driver is driving either too fast, or as if they were drunk.
Driver: WHEEEEEEE!
Passenger: OH MY GOD SLOW THE F'K DOWN. CANT YOU SEE I'M HOLDING ONTO THE OH MY GOD BAR FOR DEAR LIFE!?
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A group of individuals who believe that God hates all anal sex and those whom allow anal sex to exist ("assfuck"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of anal sexual people, carrying signs stating that God hates anal sexual people, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for being an anal sexual people.
They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to anal sex and "assfuckers." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.
They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.
They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or does not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.
If God does in fact hate anal sex , he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Anal Sex " shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.
I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Anal Sex " goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."
God Hates Anal Sex is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral
God Hates Anal Sex is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral.
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An ad hoc hypothesis thrown up by Christians when confronted with intractable contradiction in their absurd belief system. It is nothing more than a veiled confession of ignorance from someone who will say anything rather than question or confront their beliefs. When arguing with a believer, hearing this usually means you've won the debate.
"How can an all-loving god condemn so many people to eternal torment in hell?"
"Simple, god gave us a choice to either accept him or reject him."
"But if God cares so much about us, then why does he need to coerce our devotion with the threat of torture? So why doesn't God reveal himself and warn us about it? Why doesn't he set the non-believers straight? Is our having faith so important to him that he's willing to let millions of people be condemned?"
"Uh...God works in mysterious ways!"
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When you haven't been touching your penis enough, God steps in and helps you out. Also known as "Wet Dream"
I woke up last night with my bed stained, from that hand job from God. I really need to get laid, or jerk off more.
or
Guy1: Yea I got lucky last night
Guy2: Your hand doesn't count
Guy1: Got a handjob from God, just gotta do laundry now.
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