Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

Byham House

A boarding house. A place of all emotions. Somewhere you can find happiness, sadness, anger, joy, confusion, and frustration. Somewhere you and your housemates will love and hate being all at the same time. Some of the best and oddest memories will occur here.

Person 1: God, I love living in the Byham House!

Person 2: What are you talking about!? It's a living hell!

Person 3: eh, its not that bad. I'm having fun!

rocking the house

Verb for someone going at it really loudly.

Stephanie was rocking the house last night! We could hear her on the 8th floor!

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