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That crippling feeling, you finish pissing, but you feel some still inside, and no matter how hard you try It doesn't come out
Tom: why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I got piss delay, sorry
June 7th
The time to tell someone what they did to make you angry.
Don't be shy, be honest!
Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day
“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”
“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”
Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:
A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.
The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.
Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.
Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.
Someone who's got piss on them
Example:
Person 1: Hey dude i'm pissed off
Person 2: Yes i can smell
i think i messed it up
oh shit i wrote it in the wrong part i'm pissed off