Shaking The Chicken

A synonym for masturbation (self-pleasuring through the rubbing of own's genitalia) much like "wanking", "bashing the bishop", "having a masty" and so on. As "cock" (word used for male genitalia) is also another word for "chicken".

"Man I had the best time Shaking The Chicken over Jessica Alba last night"

chicken chocking

to use your hand and tightly grasp and jerk back and forth a farm animals erection to use seamen as paint.

Farmer Dave loved to go chicken chocking and to get free white paint.

Chicken shit

See definition of Mike also posted by Stretcherton

Mike is a chicken shit

Chicken Nine

An order for 9 chicken nuggets at a McDonalds fast food restaurant relayed from counter clerk to chef in a broad scouse (Liverpudlian) accent.

Customer: I'll have 9 chicken nuggets and a large fries.

Counter Clerk (turns towards chef): CHICKEN NIIIIIIYNE!!.

Customer: Wow, chicken nine.

Chicken Party

A traditional Indian party in which the host invites his friends to get fucked up free of charge and eat chicken.

Holy shit Arjun's Chicken Party was so dumb lit last night. There was a fucking real chicken!!!

Sizzled Chicken Jung

This is simply another name for scrambled eggs. Not to be confused with any of the sexual acts with the same name.

"What the hell is that all over your face?"
"Sizzled chicken jung."

Memphis Chicken Mask

The act of dropping your balls into a girls mouth with your penis laying on her forehead. As she pulsates on the nutt-sac she resembles a chicken wearing a mask.

"I love it when I take home a slut and slap a Memphis Chicken Mask on her."