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Ahh, kings Norton girls skl (school), a skl where 75% of the school are lesbian, 23% are all in the toilets smoking n stealing from primark while the 2% are complete wierdos. There is a girl in year 8 whose hygiene level is -8383 ( if that's possible) but she has the most clearest skin IV ever seen. The fights n drama here are dead and all the teachers are in a mood 24/7. Plus it is the most racists skl I have ever seen. So please parents or carers, if you want ur child here, sorry but I wouldn't recommend this skl. Thank you.
Lili: why did u push me? Did I ever touch you?
Mimi: leave me alone (*while crying n running away*) leave me aloneee
Teacher: WhY Is EvErYoNe FiGhTiNg?
Ppl:kings Norton girls school is next to knbs
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Two twin-sized mattresses, usually of inferior quality and purchased from a discount mattress outlet, pushed together to make a bed similar in size to a King. Named after the city of Youngstown, Ohio, where this concept was developed.
We couldn't afford a standard or California King so we got a Youngstown King-Sized Bed instead.
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Highest seniority of fuck mountain.
Don't you know who I am?...
I'm king shit of fuck mountain.
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in Europe in the olden-days...
if a man wanted to sleep with a woman and she says "no" he can go to the king and if he says it is okay, the woman HAD to sleep with the man.
Fornication Under Consent of the King=FUCK
--"dude i fucked 5 girls this weekend!"
--"you mean fornication under consent of the king?! wow i can't believe he said yes!"
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1. An good hand in poker A jack and a king, not in the same suit. May be used to go all in.
2. When all alone at home, one puts on a suit and jacks off. Usually to porn.
1.
pokerguy1-I'm all in
pokerguy2-I call
pokerguy1-What you got
pokerguy2-Jack King off suited
pokerhuy1-SHIT
2.someone- Hey what you doin today?
someoneelse- O not much just Jack King off suited
someone- Your sick get the fuck away from me.
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1. The lowest of the low lifes. Not deserving of oxygen. An individual who is so despicable that you cannot stand to share your precious oxygen with. Someone who is likely to trash your boyfriend to the point that he breaks up with you and then go after him.
2. An extremely ratty rat bastard.
3. A mofo who is such a waste of time on this earth that they should just go die.
4. Someone who you wish would go to hell.
5. The spawn of the Devil.
6. Somebody that will definitely no doubt in anybodys mind burn in the deepest depths of hell itself.
7. A moron.
8. An ass muncher that should burn in hell.
9. A posing mofo that needs to get a life and stop being a two-faced son of a bitch and a backstabbing asswipe.
10. The biggest of the the rat bastards. This rat bastard is the king/queen of them and is usually overweight or tall and could possibly also be the biggest douchebag on the face of the earth. They usually have a destinct rat-like appearance and demeanor.
11. A slutzilla that is a two-faced bitch who gets your boyfriend to break up with you then chases after his sorry no good mofo bitch pussy wiped ass.
12. A whore, skank, skanky bitch ass hoe, hoe, stripper, or someone who has a plethora of STDs. They usually work at a club and are also complete assholes and they sniff sharpies and white-out.
13. A bitch ass hoe skank mofo that whines all the damn time about there worthless life. (We don't care leave us alone!!!!!!)
He/she is King/Queen of the Rat Bastards.
"Hey Cindy! Where's your crown? I thought you were Queen of the Rat Bastards?"
"blank" is the King of the Rat Bastards.
RBs is short for rat bastards.
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A statement made to or about an individual who thinks highly of themselves and has delusions of grandeur.
Since Ron became supervisor I don't know what has come over him. He has been acting like king shit of terd island when he makes a decision. I'm really beginning to find it irritating.
egotistical self-importance
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