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Dr. Evils rap song from the movie 'Goldmember'.
Repeated throughout song in background:
"It's a hard knock life for us.
It's a hard knock life for us.
'Steada treated, we get tricked.
'Steada kisses, we get kicked.
It's a hard knock life."
The Rap:
"I didn't know how to be, no crib on MTV. God only knows. Got my mini-me in the GP, see how it goes. Evil's all that I see, you ask me my name?
D to the Rizzo, E to the Vizzo, I to the Lizzo. I'm a crazy Mother******,
y'all knew that. Austin caught me in the first act, it's all backwards, what's with that? So I'll make a prophesy from the dogs to the mini-me.
Gimme an escalay to two-way bling-bling on eBay. Domino, M***********.
Yeah. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Uh-huh. It's for all my homies in Brouge. Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh. Ah, crystal, mymoto, a couple 'o bee-hotches, why not?
I gotta bust-a-move, drop-in bust-a-groove, feelin' fine.
Got an evil crew, Goldmember too, lick my nine. 'Till the I'll *** on my ********* brains out ***** I'll call and spooge in your ****. That's all, foshizzlemynizzle, y'all.
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a game that people whine about, for some totally unknown reason. the game has been delayed yet only once. like all other game in the world. (and if the game will never be released, how can you buy it after 30 years?) the game will rock. simply. just get the whiner off (who will play the game anyways)
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A hetrosexual bro that means more to you than any bitch ever could.
Yo bitch im dumping you, now if you will excuse me im going on a man date with my Hetrosexual Life-Partner.
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It's a game here retarded horny uncreative 12 yr olds play and make gacha sex because they cant pull no pussy its animes retarded cousin made by a loser where they fake there depression and glorify it and make there little low budget trash avatars cut themselves
Girl: I like Gacha/Gacha life
Dude: what's that
Girl: it's where we create low budget trash avatars and fake depression and glorify suicide and self harm and we are super horny
Guy: fucking loser
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Some who wishes to go to New York, but unfortuantely can't find their way out of Bowleys Quarters.
I lost my job at Safeway and I'm now living Suzannes Life.
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Bronx, NY - based podcast featuring the gut bustingly funny unintentionally comedic musings of the four hosts Joe, Matt, Dave and Jr. They discuss a plethora of subjects from how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse to the length of Joe's ball sac. They often have friends on to promote music ventures, business grand openings or just to join in the skullduggery. Fans are encouraged to post questions on their Facebook page to be answered every week, as well as their weekly Urban Definition.
Derp- "Hey Jamie, do you listen to Life without a helmet? i hear they are available on iTunes!"
Jamie- "Yeah, i do. Even though one of them wants to sodomize DaVinci's mouth."
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when you're going through so much bullshit in your life at one point which makes you anxious and pissed off and you start to feel your world is coming to an end.
Bob: Hey Dan
Dan: Hi Bob what's up
Bob: Have you ever felt like your life-is-a-loada-wank
Dan: I know what you mean, man its fucked up
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