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A card game played in a party setting, very fun way to get drunk
what you need:
1) pack of cards
2) alot of beer
3) 4 or more players
to start the game figure out a way to determine who goes first, an easy way is to draw cards and go by who gets the highest, second highest, third.. etc. the structure of the game is the first person going is the president, second is vice president, and each person gets a title of descending importance, until the last person who is the ASSHOLE. now throughout the game, everyone who has power can tell the ppl underneith them what to do. i.e. the president can say (EVERYONE CHUG YOUR BEER) and everyone has to. while the vice president can only tell the people under him to do stuff, and so on.
every player gets and equal ammount of cards, the first person to do anything is the player who has the 4 of SPADES and he has to put that card down. then the next person has to either put down another 4 or any higher card. then the next person would go and if they didnt have a card to throw down that was higher than the card on the table, they would be skipped and they have to drink a beer. If a player puts down a 3 it skips the next person unless they have a 2 to put down. playing a 3 also clears the pile of cards already on the table, and a new pile is started by the person who the round is skipped to. if a player has a pair of cards (say a pair of nines) the next player to go has to have a pair of tens or higher in order to beat it, or they will be skipped and have to drink, if no one has anything that can beat the card(s) on the table, then they would all drink (except for the person who played the card) and the pile would be cleared and the person who played the card would go again.
the game would go on until someone throws all their cards down, they will be the president for the next game, the next person to use all their cards is the vice president and so on. the loser is the asshole for next round.
also the president can make up rules, stupid rules such as anyone that touches their face has to drink. or anyone who says damn it has to drink.
atleast those are the rules ive played by.. spread the knowledge this game is awesome
play Asshole the Card Game and get drunk
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The limp bizkit game is where a group of boys jack off together,
squirting their sperm into a glass and the last one to cum has to drink all
the other boy's cum.
Chad lost the limp bizkit game at the circle jerk last night.
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When a group of males site in a circle with a waffle in the center, they then begin to masturbate to the point of ejaculation and try to hit the waffle. The person who ejaculates last then has to eat the waffle.
Dude, thats nastier then a Soggy Waffle Game
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noun, plural
Also Beijing Olympics
the deliberate murder of a whole group or race of people
What’s the hell going on in Tibet? Beijing Olympic Games!
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Someone who repeatedly does the same thing over and over again in videogames, usually for gold or experience points.
Reaching level 80 in WoW requires you to be a Video Game Whore
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The most common and annoying way for a game to end in the Call of Duty 4. An unfortunate result of laziness and negligence on the part of the game developers.
1. The next map was Broadcast, and I saw that 4 people had voted to skip. I knew that if one of those voters turned out to be the host, he would quit and end the game for everyone, like a little bitch. Sure enough, the game started and then it said "It's a Draw- Host Ended Game"
2. When John saw the countdown timer at the beginning of the game start at 11, he knew he was the host. So, as soon as his team was ahead, he quit so the game would end and he'd have a win on his record. John also does this as soon as he starts losing a game. John is an asshole.
3. (Inifinty Ward development team meeting)
dev1- Hey guys, how can we make sure that everyone has a shitty and frustrating experience whenever they sit down to play? The game is great, but we need to screw the customer somehow.
dev2- I have an idea! Let's make it so that one player is the "host", and if he decides to quit, then the game is over!
dev1- That is a fantastic idea! Way to think outside the box! You're getting a raise.
dev2- Thank you sir. It's nice that we are all uncreative lazy-asses who can't implement a simple workaround for this issue!
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game for people wizards get warden beat puppet master
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