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Proceed with caution. When she sets her sights on something she will stop at nothing to get it. Even if it means hiding life-sustaining medication from disabled people in order to benefit from the inevitable outcome. Even innocent children are not safe from her ill deeds. A beauty from afar but only so-so up close. Very insecure and constantly putting anyone she perceives as a threat down in an attempt to make herself seem better by comparison.
"This is the 3rd person in this family to turn up dead in the past 3 months- & they all coincidentally had life insurance policies purchased for them in the weeks before they died! What kind of impatient nit-wit would think no one would notice this?"
"Umm, Jackie-J of course. Duh."
Esdras J. Cruz is a young man with a classic comb-over who may be quiet, but will have a lot to say if you incite a conversation especially with football ("soccer" if you live in the US), science, math, FIFA, or even Minecraft. His absolute favorite meal is a Philadelphia Cheese Steak Sandwich with an ice cold apple cider. He's an American with Native and European ancestry, but is very eager to find out where his ancestors came from specifically. He is a Club America fan who will support and defend his team from salty opposers, who will be debunked anyways mwahaha (with respect lol). Further preferred activities include drawing, running miles, as well as collecting jerseys.
"Esdras J. Cruz asked if I'll finish my Philly Sandwich"
"Esdras J. Cruz s talking with his NY accent again :("
"Esdras J. Cruz won the mansion building competition in Minecraft again"
"Esdras J. Cruz drinks so much tea and I ran out of tea packets m8"
The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.
The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
Hey man, what's the J-Peterman on this leaf?
a drop dead gorgeous girl, with a rockin body! I would let her kiss me anytime!
lily j is a hotness gelatinous
Lily J is a really funny girl. She can make anyone happy when they are sad. Everyone should have a Lily J in their life to cheer them up. She’s a really cool friend
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Hey, you should become friends with Lily J , she’s AWSome
Boys on the letter “J”. They are usally fuckboys. All they wanna do is play with your heart. They play you like all the other girls he’s been with before. They are also too hot and there’s just something with them that makes every girl fall for them. They just have a “thing” that just make us all fall without knowing Especially the name JOACHIM, that’s a biiiiig fuckboy name right there. If you ask any guy on the letter “J” how many girls he’s been with the last 3 months he’ll probably say 10+... All boys on “J” will hurt you! Don’t be numb girls. But I understand, he has a biiiig dick
Me: Omg does your name start on j?
Boy on j: Yea how do you know?
Me: You’re just a fuckboy so I thought.
“nikisblackgf” on tiktok is the definition of the best j-hope/hobi/hoseok/Jung Hoseok stan
nikisblackgf is the best j-hope stan!!