A chill dude who serves the best drinks, and makes vibes music.
Yo you going to Kava tonight? Chillin j at Kava is severing the vibe sesh
She’s so cool and fun to be around. She’s so kind and down to earth. She’s so pretty and so nice to talk to. She’s a great person and one of the best seniors. She’s so sweet.
I love Kayla j she is a great friend and one of my favorite seniors
Thomas is a very good boy and his hair is very spiky.
Hi Thomas J can i pat your hair??
Sure i know it is very spiky heehee
The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.
The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
Hey man, what's the J-Peterman on this leaf?
a drop dead gorgeous girl, with a rockin body! I would let her kiss me anytime!
lily j is a hotness gelatinous
Lily J is a really funny girl. She can make anyone happy when they are sad. Everyone should have a Lily J in their life to cheer them up. She’s a really cool friend
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Hey, you should become friends with Lily J , she’s AWSome