When you stick it in all three “bases” (mouth, asshole, vagina), cum on their stomach and slide on it head first like you’re sliding into home base.
When you’re parked at the Bond’s house you’re actually speeding down the highway at 80 mph.
Agustin (sends picture of backseat of car)
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.
Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.
Trailer park haiku is a low rent version of and original haiku meant to lend a higher consciou awareness of the situation or experience ie; she said she thought the world of me she said she couldn't live without me and then she said yes officer that's him.
Excuse me does the management allow trailer park haikus here?
This is the section of school campus in which the Thots take habitation.
Bill : I went to Urass Park
Bob : what did it cost
Bill : everything.
secondary school situated on a big hill in bitterne park, southampton, it is the DEADEST PLACE
i’m jk it’s actually not too bad….. the music department is top tier. the popular kids are from an entirely different realm however.
all the roadmen from year 7 thinking they’re on badness have somehow disintegrated because no one gives a shit anymore. the food is decent but was better in 2019 #bringbackbrownies. however they want to change the school logo and values which is actually scrap worthy because it doesnt need fixing.
some of the people are awful but mr ingamells is an absolute LAD. love him.
girls if you want a man from this school then run for the hills…. they’re all very unattractive.
EARA days actually slap though!
the headteacher is a little welsh man and he was involved in a student waterfight in the atrium because he thinks he’s on badness too. mr hellyer was the best head of year.
real talk, WHY is the building so ugly? what on earth are those random yellow squares on the walls?? and why is the field in the shape of an L
i love bitterne park school.
the best subject at bitterne park school is chemistry(said no one ever)
Kingsford Park is a playground in Oswego Ny USA. It is generally used by a school very nearby Kingsford Park Elementary. Children play here and some of them go to the school. The playground has an icerink right next to it that the school uses in the winter.
The kids want to go to the Kingsford park.
Mary:Lets go to Kingsford Park!
Jessie:But the teachers might be there still!
Mary:So
Jessie: Ok than lets go!
A bunch of random ass kids who do a bunch of illegal shit. There is also a character named Kenny who dies all the fucking time then there's also Eric cartman who is bassicaly just a fucking asshole.
" aw man I fucking loveeeeeeeeee south park!"