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-a roll of nummy meats served in a prison
-a shonky rolled cigarette
- a poo done after a heavy night of drinking
a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll
Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine
Having sex and getting head from a girl
She came over , we watched tv & I rolled up, and smoked her
In Dungeons and Dragons, it’s when you make a perfect roll and everything goes right, most of the time, if your DM isn’t awful. DND players use this term to describe a total victory in real life.
Jumbo: Boy I’ll tell you what, that girl went home with you RIGHT QUICK!
Vishnu: I cannot help it, I was rolling a twenty in diplomacy.
A line of mums and pushchairs usually moving at the pace of the slowest toddler whilst completely blocking the pavement with complete disregard for other pedestrians.
Usually seen during the school run, such mums are usually having conversations about how trollied they got on Jägerbombs the night before, or how Kiyanne is a lazy bastard who needs to get a job.
"Sorry I'm late for work, I got stuck behind a Rolling Mumblock"
A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.
Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"
Dude:"He's monkey rolling"
Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."
Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."
A very fat animal, typically dogs or cats but it can be any creature
Guy: Bro look at that Bausage roll
Dude: the f●@k is that
Guy: a really fat animal