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A person who is incredibly annoying as a salesperson, clerk, or bartender. Someone who is a douche about how much they are charging for something.
Charging a lot of money for something is not what qualifies an individual as a mercantile douche. The individual must get upset and defensive when you challenge or inquire about the pricing schedule of their product. Basically they will be a dick when you ask about the price of something, and act like they are personally offended by your question. This description of an individual is especially poignant when the individual that is acting as a mercantile douche is not the individual who sets the prices or actually receives increased revenue from the pricing schedule.
Bar Patron: "Hi sir, why does this IPA only get a 12oz pour but the pale ale is 16oz?"
Mercantile Douche: {launches into lengthy diatribe about the cost of brewing beer and state laws about alcohol consumption. also uses condescending tone and has hipster mutton chops}
Bar Patron: "Geez man, I was just curious... I'll take a pale ale"
Mercantile Douche: {ignores social cue from patron that he doesn't want or need the lecture and continues his butthurt speech about why you should pay the same price for less on the IPA, eventually does poor beer}
"Wow, I just asked that bartender why the IPA cost a dollar more than the pale ale. He got super butthurt about defensive and started lecturing me about the cost of making beer. What a Mercantile Douche."
Douche Nozzle; Noun, a person who is a douche and annoying mostly in video games ,and grease bag and nozzle because, they nozzle on dick and or there mom's tits.
Oh my fucking god dude the guy is a Douche Nozzle.
n. german for "jackass." Pronounced fast with a heavy accent as "doshnozzle."
Tim is a real douche nozzle. He came and drank all our beer and left.
THE mega DOUCHE... leader of all douche bag like fagwads, and only one compared to Nigward himself may express the term known as "Douche Nozzle"
DUDE, you are such a hecking Douche Nozzle
Coined by MLR, someone who is at the leading edge of douchebaggery. Literally a person ahead of their time when it comes to being a total douchebag.
“Hey, you in the swan shirt...yeah you, you douche nozzle, yeah, stop being a creeper”
A bloated sausage chewing wine.o, whose generally a complete asshole, whose socially unacceptable and has no regard for other human beings. A dick, or shit for brains.
Look at the douche nozzle taking that old lady's parking spot, what an asshole.
A person who is such an asshole that they probably spit douches out of their nozzle (mouth)
Girl 1: Becky called me a whore
Girl 2: Don't worry Hun, she is just being a douche nozzle