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When a Jewish rabbi circumcises a baby by sucking his foreskin off
I had to bring my baby to the synagogue for his Jewish kiss this week
To lightly singe the earlobe of another.
I asked Dave if he wanted a flame kiss earring. He shrugged and agreed, so I burned him with my bic.
Three steps to check why a guy is still prude.
1. Shy to kiss or does not know how to kiss
2. Scared of their dick to be exposed
3. They are gay, bi, or not ready/mature
Yo, use the Kissing Theory to kiss a girl
WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOVE OR HAVE FEELINGS FOR, USES THAT FEELINGS ADVANTAGE, TO GET THEIR OWN PROFIT OR DESIRED ANYTHING,LEAVING YOU UNKNOWN JUST WITH A PITY KISS ON YOUR BRAIN AND A SCAR ON YOUR HEART
You and your girlfriend...dreams of touching stars and photos and what not
You: paying all the goals and completing the space ship
gf : cooking meals, groceries and Netflix (you pay)
you: flying a spaceship, dodging asteroids
gf: I'm hungry , are we there yet?
*not there but amazing view, far from earth, far from reality*
*nearly there!!*
BOOMM!! ----------Jhonny Sins in the trunk (Brain kissed moment)
you ; probably working for jhonny in the stars and yeah Brain kissed!
When someone gets intoxicated. Decides to make out with the semi attractive senior citizen in the bar. Then the kiss taste like denture glue and your life is ruined.
My friend was drinking and decided to kiss the woman from across the bar. When she put her tounge in her mouth she realized it tasted like beer and super polygrip. She realized it was a poligrip kiss . My friend was never the same.
The act of flatulating on the bridge of a person's nose aka Turkish heat wave
The Polish Butterfly Kiss is the second leading cause of pink eye according to the CDC
When your girlfriend lie on her belly naked and you are licking her pussy and you suddenly put your tongue into her anus without warning. She will got scared and sounds like a seal. While se will try to escape, she will also move like a seal too.
- Hey Tim, i seal kissed Jessica today, she was amazed.
-Nice one bro.