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When 2 men are inside a women at the same time.
"Yo, where were you last night."
- "I had a 2 in 1."
Dumbasses who bet on Female Sporting Games, helps if they’re Blond haired and Blue eyed. They will be berated and enraged by your every move to be called this name. They are natural slackers so they deserve the upmost torment by the Two-To-One Cult.
‘HEY LOOK! WE GOT A 2-1 OVER HERE!!!’
Dumbasses who bet on Female Sporting Games, helps if they’re Blond Haired and Blue Eyed but not the German Kind. They are natural slackers, as they have never done they’re own work before, so they deserve the upmost torment by the Two-To-One Cult.
‘HEY LOOK! WE GOT A 2-1 OVER HERE!!!’
An overused sound effects library made by The Hollywood Edge. It was originally released in 1990.
Kid #1: (watches a video on YouTube, a guy crashes off-screen followed by a cat screeching)
Kid #1: FUCK OFF!!! (throws phone to wall, then breaks)
Kid #2: What’s wrong?
Kid #1: That fucking cat screeching noise from The Premiere Edition Vol. 1 sound library keeps haunting me! It’s DRIVING ME NUTS!!!
Kid #2: ....okay
Lucas: yo bro i stayed up past night noon! Duke: no one cares, its night noon o'1 lmao
That one line everyone says to test their microphone. The most neutral sentence there is.
Presenter: "Testing, 1, 2, 3."
Audience: *thumbs up*