The guy you have a one night stand with
Oh yes I have Already met Alex Millard
The Alex is when you go to a dance (preferably homecoming) in an outfit that is lackluster in style, not because your closet does not possess any type of better fit, but because your style is so horrendous. Upon arriving at said dance, you must also get your woman taken by a man who has been attempting to get people to call him a certain nickname for over a year.
“Bro I can’t believe I went to that dance and did The Alex. Justin, out of everybody?”
The Alex is when you go to a dance (preferably a homecoming) in a makeshift last minute outfit, because your wardrobe has to lack a nice enough fit that you won’t get clowned for. Upon arriving at said homecoming, you have to get your woman taken by somebody who has been attempting people to get them to call him a certain nickname for over a year.
“Bro I can’t believe I pulled The Alex at this year’s homecoming. I didn’t think Justin could steal her out of everybody.”
To insert your foot inside someone's rectal cavity for non-sexual enjoyment.
Akin to wearing a warm shoe.
I hear Geoff did The Alex on Mike, how loose is his clacker?
"He's pretty loose but still trucking"