A person who exclusively eats beans and lives for hoots and toots
Hey anal Bea, where are you going?
Anal bea: hooots
ie. 'Butthole Queef'
When you get it up the ass too hard and a burst of hot sweaty ass gas comes out beyond your control and it smells like hotdogs.
"I had spaghetti and hotdogs for lunch, so if you fuck me too hard I'mma have an anal glizzy fart..."
When a child is conceived (usually out of wedlock) by a couple who only have unprotected sex when practicing anal.
"I have no idea how Lavinia fell pregnant, she only ever took it bareback up the council gritter! Just my luck to end up with an anal baby"
A baby consumed through the process of two males performing anal. The sperm sits in the anal cavity for too long, and a baby starts to form.
Me: Holy shit, it's a fucking anal baby! Dad: stop looking in the mirror son
When you are sharing a woman with a friend, one is fisting analy and the other in the pussy. When they meet inside they give eachother a fistbump.
Me and E.P. Gave her an anal fistbump.
When someone's ass gets destroyed during Anal.
Person 1:Where's your mom?
Person 2: Recovering from anal anihalation.
Act of spreading ones sphincter and yelling sentences into the sphincter
Rob was bad so I gave him an anal lecture